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theweepingparadox:

I will follow each and every one of you.

(Source: the-beautiful-world)

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

I would love that! It would be the best thing ever! This needs to be real.

sh4rki:

If there’s one thing I will never understand, it’s the front covers of textbooks.

“Gentleman, how can we best create a cover that displays the core concepts of chemistry and summarizes the contents of the subject?”

“Let’s put a guy with a surfboard on it.”

“Fucking brilliant, Jim.”

My philosophy/logic book has a dog on it. Nobody has any idea why.

buttbenders:

batcows:

asherlockian:

purplecowbepurple:

shermano:

Fangirling? Excuse me but I am more mature than that.

I fanwoman, thank you very much.

Fanwoman? I fanlady, peasant.

Fanlady? I fanqueen, peasant.

Fanqueen? I fangoddess, mortal.

Fangoddess? I fanbeyonce, bye.